Young Korean Moms Are Hot!

I’m writing this on Word as the Internet is down the office, which always leads me into a minor bout of depression. I tend to just pace around the office and down the hall for hours until by the grace of God, it’s back up. I’ve had to wear “nice” clothes the past couple of days because a bunch of the parents have been here. Which just meant I threw on an old wrinkled long sleeved shirt and the same pants I’ve been wearing for three years. While I guess it’s kind of nice that all the parents are just herded into the biggest classroom and shown a bunch of gay presentations, but still, I would like to get SOME attention from them. But all I get is the shy awkward oh, there’s a foreigner glance that you get from everyone here. Although if their kids give them the recap of what goes on each day in my classes, then maybe I wouldn’t want to talk them so much.

For example, testing has been going on in class the past couple of days so I just pop in a tape and relax, which I’ve been doing with a copy of Rolling Stone. Well, one class finished their text and start going through the magazine and they found some, what may be considered, inappropriate pictures for 10 year old. Then they wrote all over the board “Ryan likes Showy!” which apparently means half-naked girls and “Ryan’s eyes are bad!” And that is accurate, I definitely do like half-naked girls. And actually my eyes are burning right now, so that is kind of bad. The pictures they saw were just advertisements and the famous one of Jane Fonda covering up her body with her hands. But then at the end of the class, there was one ad that had a bunch of covers of old Rolling Stones hanging up on the wall, and of course almost all of them have naked girls on them, including one of Janet Jackson where there are two hands grabbing her boobs from behind. Those hands not belonging to her. I just told the kids that the man was helping the girl cover up her private areas after a hurricane had blown away all of her clothes. Yeah so hopefully the kids didn’t go home tonight and tell their parents “Ryan Teacher was looking at naked girls during class today.”

Koreans are absolutely the most disgusting race on the face of the Earth. Today I’m walking to work, going stride for stride, next to this guy. He knows I’m there, hell I’ve been within 5 feet of him for a good 15 minutes. I drop a couple of feet behind and then he just spits directly in front of me. I had thought we were cool, you know, in the sense that we were both humans and we acknowledged each others existence on this planet. But I guess I was just too white and blended in with the sun. I can’t even write about this next thing without getting sick. I was packing up my dirty clothes to head down to the basement to do my laundry last week when I hear the distinct sound of a guy outside my door hacking up something and spitting on the floor. Despite this, probably because putting socks on would have required me to reach down to my feet, I didn’t. So I went out, saw the nice surprise the guy left in front of my door, maneuvered around it and got the clothes in the wash. On the way back up, I wasn’t so careful. And I knew the second my foot hit the ground. And whatever was in that guy’s throat did not come off of my foot easily. It was stuck there like it had become attached to my foot. Eventually I just took a shower and got the damn thing. So in conclusion, Koreans, what the hell is wrong with you? It’s one thing to spit stuff out on the street, hell, I do that now, it’s kind of a necessity living in a place where you the sun 3 days of the year, but inside a building on the floor where you know people walk all the time? You sick, sick people. Then there’s the hot girls you see at bars, all dolled up and covered in their favorite skin whitening creams. You look over and there’s some slime hanging out of their mouths.

Speaking of girls, the one I had hung out with a couple times texted me at 1am last week asking me to come to some bar, I was tired though. But I said I would do something that weekend. However, when I said that, she probably did not think I meant go out and get trashed with Bender and Jacob and then text her at 5am "Cock. Penis. Balls." So, she's done.

I read something in the New York Times the other day that said older people tend to be more emotionally balanced than younger people. Like at any point during the day someone who is 60 tends to be pretty happy with a little bit of sadness mixed in. But for people in their 20s, it's hit or miss. They could be ready to stab themselves at 9am and then by 8pm, they think life is perfect. And that's definitely where I am right now about pretty much everything. Everything is love/hate and it alternates about 10 times a day. I'm definitely a much more positive person since graduating 3 years ago and my appreciate for life in general has increased 10 fold, but damn it, sometimes I really wish I was 60. It seems like such a calm and peaceful life.

Ah Internet just clicked back up and I'm about 5 hours behind on checking the news at every possible news site. But a quick are you kidding me, during the Republican primary debate, only two of the candidates raised their hands when asked if they believed in evolution. How is that even possible in 2007? From the Democrat perspective though, you gotta love how it's shaping up, they already have a leg up since even Republicans consider Bush a cancer at this point. And if by some miracle we catch Osama on the day before the election, it seems the Republican elected could very well be McCain or Guiliani and compared to Bush, those two guys are waaay to the left socially. Hell, I'm pretty sure Guiliani has performed some abortions himself.

Happy Mother's Day! (not including Korean mothers)